"Drew how do YOU have sex"

Had this conversation with my sisters boyfriend at the family Christmas party....My words will be bold his words will be italic. It started off me talking about having a friend over while the family was gone a couple weeks ago.
Drew how do you have sex?
The same way you and Sara have sex
No I mean like your gay how does sex work with you?
Well you know that dream you have where you put it in my sisters butt, well I do that with every boy I have sex with...well except Chris and Derrick...and Ryan.
I don't dream about putting it in Sara's butt. And wow. Why didn't u put it in their butts?
They were scared of my penis.
*puzzled look* Why?
Its huge. like 8 inches of solid meat and its proportionately as thick
OH
At that point i walked away laughing at the puzzled/shocked look on his face.